Monday, October 25, 2010

Review - Final Crisis

Final Crisis is hard. It's huge, it's confusing, and it's filled with so many obscure references you'll either love it off the bat for the complete comic book encyclopedia that it is, or hate it because unless Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman or Green Lantern are on the page you won't understand who or what anyone else is. Each cover features one of DC's main heroes in a sexy or powerful pose... These are probably the only characters you will know in the whole series. Grant Morrison seems to have gone through every DC title over the past 30 years and taken any and every character he could find to put into this series because he wanted to show just how epic this story is. How epic is this story? Too Epic. There is way too much going on that it kind of becomes rediculous. There's also a tiger wearing a tailored suit, and Wonder Woman rides around on a giant dalmation.

The story revolves around an Anti-Life equation that starts hitting the internet causing anyone that comes into contact with it to pretty much give up on life. It starts showing up after Orion, one of the Gods is found murdered, one of the big heroes is murdered, and another is framed for murder. It's up to the Justice League to discover where all this stems from and stop it before they get brought down from the inside out. The villains in this story do everything they can to break down every aspect of humanity all in order to resurrect Darkseid. which is helped by the nifty Anti-Life equation which turns most of the planet into Darkseid's henchmen. The League gets split up early on, with some stuck in space and others trapped in Bludhaven (Gotham's sister city) and each of them has their own mission they have to get through. What got me through this series can be summed up in 2 words: "Batman Dies"

It's not a spoiler. You knew it was coming; it was DC's big event for the year, it's even on the cover of the collected series. They teased it for so long and when it finally came...... Eh? It was confusing. Time travelling magic bullets, revived characters for some reason, and an ending that I find to be such a cop-out. I really wanted to like this series, but it was just too hard to do so. It looks great, there's some awesome artwork, and so much to look at in every panel and when the Anti-Life equation starts taking over, it gets truly horrifying on a few pages (creepy undead children show up too). I think where Morrison went wrong was trying to shove the entire DC Universe into 7 issues. I understand it was a stand alone story, but when you put so many damn characters into one comic series, you're going to have to explain some stuff; like who are they, and what are they doing there? I really like Grant Morrison, but I can't help but think he wrote this story for himself, and then gave it to DC to publish as an event because he saw it as a love letter to comics and knew they'd love it just as much. I mentioned before that I read through all of these because I was reading Batman at the time and when he wasn't killed off in R.I.P I realised I'd have to read Final Crisis; even though I had no real interest in the Justice League (I never really liked Batman in space, just didn't seem right). Why they decided to kill him off in this I don't understand. Batman is this amazing, iconic character, and he's having his long-awaited death in an ensemble comic book. I get that Batman should go out in firey glory, but this was too much, and it kind of took away the significance of his death. I'm just bitter I suppose. I figured he deserved better. Luckily for us all, Morrison went on to write the awesome Batman and Robin series running at the moment. It's a lot less crazy, and it's good to see the focus on just a few characters as opposed to about 50. If you do happen to read Final Crisis, just be sure to have Wikipedia open, you'll probably need it at some point; and if you don't do that, then I commend you, because you, sir/madam have far superior comic knowledge than I.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Review: Young Avengers

There was a time in the Marvel Universe when comics stopped being for kids and started being for adults. There didn't seem to be any middle-ground for the oh-so picky teenage crowd. In 2002/2003 Marvel debuted Runaways, a story about 6 teenagers that discover their parents are actually supervillains. The original series ran for 18 issues until 2005, and it left kind of a gap for Marvel. This is where Young Avengers come in. Marvel has a perfect opportunity to launch a new series, a new team, and to pick up a bunch of new readers, cha-ching!
Young Avengers follows a group of kids who are rounded up by what seems to be a younger version of Iron Man. Nathaniel Richards, a.k.a Iron Lad. He shows up with futuristic technology and seeks out Eli Bradley (Patriot), Billy Kaplan (Wiccan), and Teddy Altman (Hulkling) and try their best to live up to the "Avengers" title they've been given by the media. As the series continues, the original line-up gets extended after a botched rescue, and some teenage angst. Unfortunately for the kids, they aren't really approved for super heroism, and Captain America and Iron Man, are quick to try and put a stop to them. Once Iron Man and Captain America get involved it sets in motion the events that help turn the kids from wannabes to superheroes.
Throughout the 12 issues and 1 annual, the characters have to deal with a bunch of teenage issues (rebellion, drugs, coping with death, plus two of them are totally gay for each other), and all of the issues are handled really well, even if they do rush through some of them. Writer, Allan Heinberg managed to create some fantastic new characters that hold their own, despite being modelled off existing characters. We get to see the kids learn about their skills, discover new ones, and prove to the rest of the Marvel universe that they aren't just carbon copies of the original Avengers lineup. The first series covers 2 major story arcs. The first is who Iron Lad is and how he came to be, and the second arc focuses a lot on Hulkling and the origins of his powers, and connections to the original Avengers. The second arc seems a little rushed in my opinion, but it does have an awesome finale, and the characters get plenty of loose ends tied up.
Since this initial series the characters have popped up in plenty more Marvel titles including Secret Invasion, Civil War and even a team up with the Runaways. This year they are involved in a storyline to track down The Scarlet Witch in Avengers: The Children's Crusade. This title brings back the series' orginal writer Heinberg, and artist Jim Cheung. It's also the first time that they aren't credited as Young Avengers, cementing themselves now as one of the several teams operating under the "Avengers" title. Overall it's a great series that manages to introduce new characters as well as give enough info about the older characters that new readers can start on some of the connecting titles. Definitely one for younger readers though, because as fun as it is, it's pretty much just fun; you'll get an enjoyable story, with some good dialogue, but it is essentially a Marvel book to get the reader onto other Marvel books.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Housemate wanted: must view cats as garbage.

The search is over!

M00R MUZIKZ



01. In Every Direction
02. Always
03. Rope And Summit
04. Without You
05. It's Alright
06. Howl
07. Sweet And Bitter
08. Don't Let It Pass
09. Off Point
10. To The Grain
11. Tide




01. I'm Jim Morrison, I'm Dead
02. Friend Of The Night
03. Hunted By A Freak
04. Mogwai Fear Satan
05. Cody
06. You Don't Know Jesus
07. I Know You Are But What Am I
08. I Love You, I'm Going To Blow Up Your School
09. 2 Rights Make 1 Wrong
10. Like Herod
11. Glasgow Megasnake





01. Leave Me Wishing More
02. As Long As I Can Go
03. There Is Something
04. The Lake
05. Conquistadors
06. Jackson And David
07. The Unseen
08. My Whole Life Long
09. (For Bill)

Monday, August 30, 2010

Classic album of the week

I probably shouldn't label anything a classic if it's been released in the last decade... but it's my blog, suck it up.




Ingredients:
1 part rock'n'roll
2 part hardcore
1,000,000 parts cool as shit

For fans of: Bars, The Hope Conspiracy, Hardcore

Daytrotter: The greatest website of all

With almost 14 million downloads it's hard to say not enough people know about this site... I'm going to anyway. Not enough people know about this site.

Daytrotter -- One band a day, every day, 28 Daytrotter Session songs each week

There are so many music/entertainment websites that copy one another, scrambling so fast to “discover” or present something new to the world. And just because you get there first, it doesn’t really make you an explorer. We did poke a stars and stripes into the moon, but we could always see it. We knew it was there. It wasn’t new. We can always come along and say we did, saw, heard something first, but we’re never right. What Daytrotter is attempting to do is to not kid around with you and tell you that we found something that you never knew existed. We are going to contribute to the musical landscape, not just toss it around like a used book or a stolen pick-up line. We’re going to give you something that you truly have never heard. We are not giving you songs from someone you love’s record album, thereby stealing from someone you love. We’re giving you exclusive, re-worked, alternate versions of old songs and unreleased tracks by some of your favorite bands and by a lot of your next favorite bands.

Daytrotter Sessions

These fine people – as they’re traveling through America’s heartland – take two hours out of their travels between shows to stop in for a Daytrotter Session at The Horseshack in downtown Rock Island, Ill. The name of the city is not ironic. They use borrowed instruments, play with their touring mates, utilize an often unkempt toilet, eat some food and then cram back into their vans for the last half of the drive. What they leave behind is a pile of ashes, sometimes a forgotten stocking hat and four absolutely collectible songs that often impart on whomever listens to them the true intensity that these musicians put into their art, sometimes with more clarity than they do when they have months to tinker with overdubs and experiments. These songs are them as they are on that particular day, on that particular tour – dirty and alive. We want you to make this your new home as it is ours. We promise that you will love it here.

Hit the link and check it out
Daytrotter session archives

The Walking Dead (trailer)

Released a couple of days ago




I was skeptical about this show until now, it may give Dead Set a run for it's money.

LOLWIN! Album Links

Have some new music


1. All Delighted People (Original Version)
2. Enchanting Ghost
3. Heirloom
4. From The Mouth Of Gabriel
5. The Owl And The Tanager
6. All Delighted People (Classic Rock Version)
7. Arnika
8. Djohariah

1. The Suburbs
2. Ready to Start
3. Modern Man
4. Rococo
5. Empty Room
6. City With No Children
7. Half Light I
8. Half Light II (No Celebration)
9. Suburban War
10. Month of May
11. Wasted Hours
12. Deep Blue
13. We Used to Wait
14. Sprawl I (Flatland)
15. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
16. The Suburbs (Continued)

1. Echoes
2. Same Space
3. Surfing The Void
4. Valley Of The Calm Trees
5. Venusia
6. Extra Astronomical
7. Twin Flames
8. Flashover
9. Future Memories
10. Cypher Speed
  1. Move
  2. We Fell
  3. In The Dirt
  4. Rothko Fields
  5. Mothers
  6. Action
  7. In The Stream
  8. All We Grow
  9. Broken

Enjoy, or don't... I don't really mind.

Hide ya kids! Antoine Dodson autotune edition

Fuck it, this guy did it.


The interview with this guy is hilarious itself but when it hit's 2:33 shit gets srs.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Review - The Vinyl Underground

As many of you will know, Comic-Con came to an end about a month ago. Amongst the forums, and announcements, and panels, and previews, the main hall is filled with row upon row of stalls. So many comic stores have a booth where they sell whatever they can, and as we found out, for as cheap as possible. This here is a picture of the stack of comics/trades that we got. 90% of the trades were 50% off or more. it was THAT cheap. I'm slowly working my way through the stack, and I started with a series that I started 2 years ago, and have now completed... Because it was cancelled. The series is a Vertigo title that lasted 12 issues, which sucks because it had a lot of potential, clearly not many readers though.
The series follows a group of twenty-somethings living in London, who have a knack for solving occult crimes. Moz is the playboy son of a football (soccer) legend, his ex-fiancée Abi, an ex-con who goes by "Perv" and morgue assistant by day; porn star by night pyromaniac, Leah King. They all have a love/hate relationship with each other, and you kind of want to hate Moz straight away, but you get over it as you see he's trying his best not to be a dick any more. The title comes from Moz's love of classic vinyl and the fact that they operate out of an abandoned London Underground station. The series is very English. The creator, Si Spencer, used to be a writer on EastEnders, so you know you're going to get some cheesy English drama, (dead fathers and long lost siblings, for example).
The group are constantly avoiding the police, because what they do isn't always legal. It is however weird. Creepy dreams, dead women, voodoo magic, nazis, and precognition are all just some of the bizarre things the group come into contact with in the whole series, and it's unsure how the series would have gone if it was allowed to continue.
The problem with Vertigo comics is that a lot of the time, 1 issue isn't enough to get people hooked, because usually a whole story takes 3, 4 or 5 issues to come into completion. It's kind of like if you only got to watch a 60 minute TV show in 10 minute blocks. It's not like the issues are bad, it's just people don't buy them because it's a lot of money to spend on something you're not sure you even want. So as entertaining as this series is, you won't be getting a finished product. The stories more or less wrap up, but it just seems hurried and uneven. Obviously once the creators found out they were cancelled they had to wrap it all up for a quick fix, (don't worry though, there's nothing as bad as Heroes season 2. Think more Dollhouse season 2... Good, but not the best). You care for the characters, but it doesn't really matter when they go, because, honestly, you didn't really know them anyway.
The art in the book is pretty good; sex and violence is in full form, and each character really has a full range of emotion that isn't hard to see at all. It's got a distinct Vertigo style to it, but what stands out the most is the London locations. The artist, Simon Gane has made sure that the locations in the book are the locations in London. They all look fantastic, and are occompanied by a small piece of info about the location that ties in with the stories. Each one of the locations brings something to the mystery and overall the London backdrop becomes just as important to the story as the characters.
Overall The Vinyl Underground is a cool urban mystery comic, it's just a shame it didn't get the chance to go on. When it comes to mysteries, you need to be able to finish up your stories properly, otherwise it loses it's appeal. Unfortunately this series falls apart in the last few issues, which is exactly when they try to bring it all together.